Thursday, June 4, 2009

To Date Fancy Nancy

Last night, my friends and I made a list of things in order to date fancy nancy. I thought I'd share that list with you.

To Date Fancy Nancy

1. Male ages 28 to 38
2. At least 5'8"
3. Good in bed.
4. Non-smoker.
5. Has a safe car.
6. Employed or financially stable
7. Close to your family.
8. Must like animals.
9. Must be a baseball fan. (Red Sox fan bonus)
10. Must be a football fan. (Pats fan a bonus)
11. Must know Yankees suck.
12. Must like or willing to go dancing.
13. Must be smart.
14. Must want to learn new things.
15. Must communicate well.
16. Open and enjoy travel.
17. Honestly.
18. Must not do drugs.
19. Must not already have kids.
20. Must have goals.
21. Must have a hobby.
22. Must know what TV show "gigigty gigity" and "who killed lois".
23. Must provide a letter of recommendation - it cannot be from parents.
24. What was your longest relationship and why did it end?
25. Must want to get married and have a family (kid)
26. My ring size is 5.
27. Must be a romantic or at least give good attempts at it.
28. Must expect me for who I am - esp during girl week.
29. Must have all teeth.
30. Must like to hold hands and give hugs.

FN :)

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